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gcreekrch

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A zebra
goes to heaven


A Zebra
dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white
stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can
answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When
he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white
with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God
simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to
see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten
out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir,
God simply said 'You are what you are.''

St. Peter smiled and
said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with
black stripes..'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know
that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were
black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you
is..'
 
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