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alcohol abuse

jigs

Well-known member
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is
going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it
has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replies, "My wife."
 

kris

Well-known member
I THINK I WAS THE SPEAKER AT THAT PARTICULAR CONVENTION....HAHAHA!!! I THINK I SAW JIG'S FACE HIDING IN THE BACK OF THE CROWD......... :p :p :p
 

jigs

Well-known member
yes, I was there....and I saw you in the bar hammering down shots to loosen up for your speech !!

you know I get loose morals and am easily led astray when drinking, but you kept on buying me drinks anyway!
 

kris

Well-known member
jigs said:
yes, I was there....and I saw you in the bar hammering down shots to loosen up for your speech !!

you know I get loose morals and am easily led astray when drinking, but you kept on buying me drinks anyway!

DANG....YA BUSTED ME!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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