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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is
going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it
has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replies, "My wife."
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