always on a mans mind

[HAY MAKER]

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a
grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first
saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "

Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
"I'm your son's second grade teacher!"








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[ranchwife]

THAT'S FUNNY!!! I DON'T CARE WHO YA ARE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Murgen]

The thing is, it doesn't sound like a joke, Haymaker how wild were those parties? And how old were you when you graduated from College?

 

[jodywy]

i went 3 terms..... Fords, Caters and Regans frist

 

[HAY MAKER]

The thing is, it doesn't sound like a joke, Haymaker how wild were those parties? And how old were you when you graduated from College?

I never went to college,fact of the matter is I probably had more butt whippings than I care to count just getting through grade school.I never did take to school like some,I got two sisters and one brother and they all went on to college,guess you could say I was the black sheep of the family...................good luck

 

[nr]

I never went to college,fact of the matter is I probably had more butt whippings than I care to count just getting through grade school.I never did take to school like some,I got two sisters and one brother and they all went on to college,guess you could say I was the black sheep of the family...................good luck

A self-supporting law-abiding member of society isn't a black sheep in my book!
We've invited a college grad for the celebration today and by all accounts this one, despite graduating high in the class, is mixed up and heading willynilly in two opposite directions, the most appealing one very destructive. Makes me think the 4 years in college might have been better spent earning a living rather than being dependent.

In hind-sight those "work while you study" colleges seem to have a better concept for today's spoiled children.

 

[katrina]

Haymaker, There is nothing wrong in going to the school of hard knocks. I am a member of the soritety(sp) of COWWAHIGHYAA. Of Honky Tonk University. 8)