Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
The AmA has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort
of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Obama had a lot
of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists thought the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this
proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists
thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at
the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Undertaker thought we should just bury it and be done with it.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort
of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Obama had a lot
of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists thought the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this
proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists
thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at
the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Undertaker thought we should just bury it and be done with it.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington