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The background:

Very well known trainer A comes out to visit. Take a boo at the colts and shoot the breeze.

Judith "Well thanks for stopping by I need to head on outside and water the horses."

A "Can I help you? I'd like to take a look at that stud of yours again"

Judith "OK"

I hand the hose to trainer A and say put it in the bucket

A "You mean with HIM!!!!"

Judith"umm yes that is the direction I am pointing"

A " He could bite me"

Judith (messing with trainer A's head) " yes, if he wanted to he could. although it is unlikely that he is going to attack you for sticking a hose through the fence"

A " couldnt he get me through the fence he is awful big?"

Judith "You ride them 17 hand warmbloods and your worried about him?"

A " He is a stallion you know and women should never be around stallions"

Judith "if you are uncomfortable with him just say so and I'll do it"

A " you don't have someone to do it for you"

Judith " yes I do, that would be you :) "

A " I dont want to get hurt, i've heard about thoroughbred stallions, they are crazy and they KILL people" Don't you worry about that? I mean only men should handle stallions.

Judith ( completely annoyed by the retarded conversation , but not wanting to offend someone who has about 20 years more horse experience) " So you figure a man is going to have more luck controlling him if he were to go bonkers eh?

A " of course men are much stronger and well they just know things."

Judith "Can I have the friggin hose, he needs some water"

A " I can't watch"

Judith " you can't watch me put a hose in a bucket?"

A " He will kill you, you know that right?"

Judith " could happen, but to be honest I worry more about the black mare you are currently watering"

A " I know horses, and she is sweet"

Judith "OK"
(Judith turns her back for a second, and WHAM trainer A is lying on the ground about a foot from where I last saw her)

The Black B***ch double barreled her but good!

Trainer A " Why would you have an animal like that, she could have killed me"

Judith " I thought you said you knew horses and she was sweet.?"

A " maybe you should put her down?

Judith " why? cuz she kicked you? She doesnt mess with me, we have an understanding."

A "horses don't just kick people for no reason she's dangerous"

Judith " So do you want to bring in the stud or the mare? Your choice

A" Umm, nice choices but I'll take the stud

Judith" I thought you just finished telling me that women should not handle studs........
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