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hopalong

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oldtimer gets his jollies from reading satire,,,KIMBEERLY CLARK gives DICK BRITZMAN a special gift of 10 cases of super large DEPENDS to cover his SPECIAL needs :roll: :wink: :D
 

Larrry

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Why ot get such a kick of Borowitz satire is he can not cope with the obama leftwingernut teabagee regime so he has to drown his sorrows in booze and satire. Thats the only way that guy can cope.
 

gmacbeef

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hopalong said:
AP. CBS ABC extra extra
oldtimer gets his jollies from reading satire,,,KIMBEERLY CLARK gives DICK BRITZMAN a special gift of 10 cases of super large DEPENDS to cover his SPECIAL needs :roll: :wink: :D

OLDTIMER doesn't know the difference anymore ! after worshiping Oblamea for the past 4 1/2 years,& all of the ridiculous BULLSHYT he puts out, It's impossible for O.T. to know which is real...............
 

Mike

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Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz


America: where everyone can own a gun but only some can get married.

The above statement is a lie. Everyone in the U.S. has the right to get married to a person of the opposite sex.

Of course there is a little thing called "Natural Law" that has been in force for thousands of years....................................
Natural law, or the law of nature (Latin: lex naturalis), is a system of law that is purportedly determined by nature, and thus universal.[1] Classically, natural law refers to the use of reason to analyze human nature—both social and personal—and deduce binding rules of moral behavior from it. Natural law is classically contrasted with the positive law of a given political community, society, or state, and thus serves as a standard by which to criticize said positive law.[2] In legal theory, on the other hand, the interpretation of positive law requires some reference to natural law. On this understanding of natural law, natural law can be invoked to criticize judicial decisions about what the law says but not to criticize the best interpretation of the law itself. Some scholars use natural law synonymously with natural justice or natural right (Latin ius naturale),[3] while others distinguish between natural law and natural right.[1]

When we start amending and/or breaking the "Laws Of Nature", all hope & common sense is lost.
 

hypocritexposer

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Mike said:
Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz


America: where everyone can own a gun but only some can get married.

The above statement is a lie. Everyone in the U.S. has the right to get married to a person of the opposite sex.

Of course there is a little thing called "Natural Law" that has been in force for thousands of years....................................
Natural law, or the law of nature (Latin: lex naturalis), is a system of law that is purportedly determined by nature, and thus universal.[1] Classically, natural law refers to the use of reason to analyze human nature—both social and personal—and deduce binding rules of moral behavior from it. Natural law is classically contrasted with the positive law of a given political community, society, or state, and thus serves as a standard by which to criticize said positive law.[2] In legal theory, on the other hand, the interpretation of positive law requires some reference to natural law. On this understanding of natural law, natural law can be invoked to criticize judicial decisions about what the law says but not to criticize the best interpretation of the law itself. Some scholars use natural law synonymously with natural justice or natural right (Latin ius naturale),[3] while others distinguish between natural law and natural right.[1]

When we start amending and/or breaking the "Laws Of Nature", all hope & common sense is lost.



There's that.... and, everyone is not allowed to own a gun.
 

Mike

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hypocritexposer said:
Mike said:

The above statement is a lie. Everyone in the U.S. has the right to get married to a person of the opposite sex.

Of course there is a little thing called "Natural Law" that has been in force for thousands of years....................................
Natural law, or the law of nature (Latin: lex naturalis), is a system of law that is purportedly determined by nature, and thus universal.[1] Classically, natural law refers to the use of reason to analyze human nature—both social and personal—and deduce binding rules of moral behavior from it. Natural law is classically contrasted with the positive law of a given political community, society, or state, and thus serves as a standard by which to criticize said positive law.[2] In legal theory, on the other hand, the interpretation of positive law requires some reference to natural law. On this understanding of natural law, natural law can be invoked to criticize judicial decisions about what the law says but not to criticize the best interpretation of the law itself. Some scholars use natural law synonymously with natural justice or natural right (Latin ius naturale),[3] while others distinguish between natural law and natural right.[1]

When we start amending and/or breaking the "Laws Of Nature", all hope & common sense is lost.



There's that.... and, everyone is not allowed to own a gun.

Two lies within a 13 word sentence. He even beat OT's record. :lol:
 
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March 17, 2013

Portman Inspires Other Republicans to Stop Speaking to Their Children

Posted by Andy Borowitz



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The decision of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) to support same-sex marriage after learning that his son was gay has inspired hundreds of other Republican lawmakers to stop speaking to their children immediately, G.O.P. leaders confirmed today.

“I have gathered my caucus and told them, if your kids are going to tell you something that’s going to cost you the next election, it’s better to nip that situation in the bud,” said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). “Just stop talking to them altogether, for heaven’s sakes.”


Speaker Boehner said he was advising his fellow Republicans who were “hell bent on speaking to their children” to keep things superficial: “You can talk about sports. You can talk about the weather. But anything beyond that, your policy should be, ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell.’”

But even as Mr. Boehner laid down the new guidelines for not speaking to one’s children, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) said that the policy “doesn’t go far enough.”

“What if you’re having a conversation with your kids and it turns out they’re in favor of raising the capital-gains tax or banning assault rifles?” he said. “Do what I do—block their calls.”

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) agreed with his fellow G.O.P. leaders’ words of caution, adding, “Fortunately, none of my children want to talk to me.”
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/portman-inspires-other-republicans-to-stop-speaking-to-their-children.html#ixzz2NovUrFJG

:lol: :lol:
 

hopalong

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That last sentence fits oldtimer to a "T" his children do not want to talk to him either :wink: :wink:
Kinda like the rest of MT :D :D :D
 

Larrry

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ot is the biggest laughing stock. He has given up trying to defnd his leftwingernut regime and has to use satire to condemn the opposition. Ot are you so stupid to see how much of a fool you are resorting to childish tactics like this. Dont ya just love his infantile post, exposes ot for the moron he is. We want more ot, you are doing a bang up job running your own self down.
 

Tam

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Funny how Oldtimer likes posting jokes but he never posts any like these. :wink:

"One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama." –Jay Leno

The White House announced today that the theme for President Obama's second inauguration will be 'Faith in America's Future.' The idea is to get our minds off of America's present." –Jay Leno

"On the news they made a big deal out of the fact that four years ago there were twice as many people at President Obama's first inauguration than there was at this one. That's because four years ago, twice as many people could afford to stay in hotels."
 
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Tam said:
Funny how Oldtimer likes posting jokes but he never posts any like these. :wink:

"One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama." –Jay Leno

The White House announced today that the theme for President Obama's second inauguration will be 'Faith in America's Future.' The idea is to get our minds off of America's present." –Jay Leno

"On the news they made a big deal out of the fact that four years ago there were twice as many people at President Obama's first inauguration than there was at this one. That's because four years ago, twice as many people could afford to stay in hotels."

Yep--leave it to old Tam-- change the subject... This is the Borowitz thread I was asked to put on...
 

Tam

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Oldtimer said:
Tam said:
Funny how Oldtimer likes posting jokes but he never posts any like these. :wink:

"One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama." –Jay Leno

The White House announced today that the theme for President Obama's second inauguration will be 'Faith in America's Future.' The idea is to get our minds off of America's present." –Jay Leno

"On the news they made a big deal out of the fact that four years ago there were twice as many people at President Obama's first inauguration than there was at this one. That's because four years ago, twice as many people could afford to stay in hotels."

Yep--leave it to old Tam-- change the subject... This is the Borowitz thread I was asked to put on...

Gee here I thought it was a thread to post jokes started by a JOKE, My Bad. :wink:
 

Larrry

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This is a classic. From a guy that can never stay on topic
He just got his self worked up because once again he can't defend the leftwingernut teabagee regime that he and Obama push so much
 

Tam

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BTW does anyone remember asking Oldtimer to start a thread about Andy and his sick satire meant to demean anyone that Oldtimer doesn't see eye to eye with including the brand new POPE? :?

Oldtimer wrote
This is the Borowitz thread I was asked to put on...

COMICAL after all the times Oldtimer has been ACTUALLY ASKED to post proof of something the one time he does as he "WAS ASKED" he chose to post crap satire. :roll:

Oldtimer this is why you are thought of like the crap you post, just another sad joke. :roll:
 
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