Team1roper
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The Pope was excited to visit Montana. He was cruising on a seldom used
mountain road in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at
the edge of the woods. A helpless tree-hugger, wearing sandals, shorts, and
a "Bush Lied" T-shirt
was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free
himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One
quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding semiconscious tree-hugger from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured tree-hugger in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has
access to all God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting!"
"By the way, is the bait holding up or do we need to go back to Missoula and
grab another one?"
mountain road in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at
the edge of the woods. A helpless tree-hugger, wearing sandals, shorts, and
a "Bush Lied" T-shirt
was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free
himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One
quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding semiconscious tree-hugger from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured tree-hugger in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has
access to all God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting!"
"By the way, is the bait holding up or do we need to go back to Missoula and
grab another one?"