There once was a farmer who had some cows , he couldnt gather them with his feed truck or his buckett so they all got away . Then he had to pay a guy like me $ 250.00 a head to catch them for him so farmer john could have his happy farm back again . Ohhhhh and you should have seen it all , lilly white flowers and daisies were growin again , the big bad wolf was thousands of miles away . His garden was comin in good his tractors never broke down his wife wasnt sleepin with the cowboy down the road she was content with half of a man farmer john is and life was all right again .
Hows that no more big bad cow tale for you whiners i wouldnt wanna give ya nightmares and make you loose sleep cause somwere out there is a cow runnin round out there who has been abused , sound slike i am talkin to peta folks dont it ? Well hope you like the new story it has a happy ending i think you all will enjoy .