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Another Major Effect of Sequester

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Anonymous

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March 3, 2013

Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability To Invade Countries For No Reason

Posted by Andy Borowitz


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today.

The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril.


“Historically, the United States has stood ready and able to throw billions of dollars at a military campaign with no clear rationale or well-defined objective,” said spokesman Harland Dorrinson. “Our capacity to wage war willy-nilly is now in jeopardy.”

In the past, Mr. Dorrinson said, the Pentagon has had the resources to fight three meaningless and completely random wars at any given time, “but now in our planning meetings we are cutting that number back to two.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R—S.C.) agreed about the catastrophic effects of the Pentagon cuts, telling reporters, “The ability of the United States to project its military power in an arbitrary and totally capricious way must never be compromised.”

The cuts are already being felt in a tangible way at the Pentagon, which today cancelled an order for a nine-thousand-dollar pen.
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/pentagon-cuts-could-hamper-ability-to-invade-countries-for-no-reason.html#ixzz2MVP643nI

:wink: :p :lol:

(Again for the Larrrrry's-- this is just "funning" you )... :lol:
 

Larrry

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If you hadn't been teabagged senseless you would know I was making fun of you and you thinking this is news.
You were smart enough to figure that out weren't you, your answer will expose if you were smart enough


Now pull your head out of obamas azs so that when he open his mouth you don't automatically swallow
 

gmacbeef

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Larry wrote to Oldtimer :You were smart enough to figure that out weren't you, your answer will expose if you were smart enough

No Larry, He most definitely is NOT .... :lol:

Oldtimer, have you noticed that your boy Oblamea has not mentioned the bad things that will happen to the military, because he got what he wanted there. He just keeps crying & lying, about everyone with a union job that he thinks may be affected. ( teachers,fireman,policemen,etc).
 

Steve

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yep,.. but, it isn't funny as it looks.. ,.. we had to lead from behind (and later get our behind kicked) in Libya

and the French had to invade Mali..

pretty sad when the french have more balls then a US president... :? :p

sure is sad on how far down Obama has lead the US.... hope you are proud of what you voted for OT...
 

loomixguy

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Old WhiskeyBreath is nothing but a mark. He fell for the sequester horsesh!t hook, line, & sinker. Makes it seem like he needs a guardian appointed for himself.
 
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