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Another Story (Also NOT About My Family) May be offensive

Ranchy

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FIRST PAYCHECK



Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of time.

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next-door and spent much of each day observing the workers.


Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"


The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the ******* sheet rock."


Stories like this just bring a tear to your eye !
 

V_Key

Well-known member
Dads Joke
Little Johnny wan nailing boards here and there to build a play house.
His mother saw this and told him
"He needed to learn to do it right"
"Their building a house next door, You go watch them and when you think you know what to do I'll Help You!"

Three weeks passed when Johnny told his mother he was ready to build so mother came out to Help him.

John gave his mother one end of the chauck line to hold.
Looking down the line Johnny told her to
"move it over just a c_ _t hair Ma"
"What did you Say" ??
"You get my SWITCH!"

Johnny:
F _ _ _ You Too - That's the Electricans Job
 
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