iwannabeacowboy
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DEEP INSIDE WASHINGTON (The Anty Borrowwits Report- We don't lean to the left, we point right at them.)
President Obama "came out" with his "guns blazing" today in support of gay marriage, after being against gay marriage before he was for gay marriage, in an attempt to "target" the conservative justices. Nobody criticized his use of weaponry slang since Obama is a progressive. (For those new to politics, progressives own the patent to violent language.) As for his coming out, Obama said today that the following note was found written from his late father when they were living together with his mom and step dad in the Asian country of Hawaii.
Barack,
I overheard your phone conversation with Mike last night about your plans to come out to me. The only thing I need you to plan is to bring home OJ and bread after class. We are out, like you now.
I’ve known you were gay since you were six, I’ve love you since you were born.
- Dad
P.S. Your mom and I and your step dad think you and Mike make a cute couple.
Using this as a gesture to reach out to the GLB community, he asked the voting masses of GLB's, "Do you or do you not want the government peeking in your bedroom?" At this, a large group of voyeurs applauded loudly drowning out even the paid supporters bussed in from neighboring urban areas. He said, "Liberty and justice was a small price to pay. Everyone has to give a little, and some just need to give a little more." Speaking of the millions of aborted ethnic children that gave their lives in the name of moving "Forward".
Obama "blasted" the Puppet Media this afternoon following the lack of buzz generated on the latest Executive Order. He is demanding to get his money's worth from Presidential Puppet Media. Obama is asking, after 4 years of far more serious executive overreach, lack of complete accountability, and striping the middle class of 3 times the financial liberty, why is he not getting even half the credit of his predecessor.
He is hopping mad at the racial nature that the country is displaying and treating him with. Bush was labeled King George by the media prior to even finishing his first term. Though King Barack doesn't sound nearly as cool, he demands equal treatment. Oval office insiders leaked quotes saying, "He keeps asking, what do I have to do to be called King?" This is believed to be the first time information was actually leaked from the Obama White House not be design.
The Washington Post reporters are quoted as saying, "He is insisting that we call him King. He has blocked out all direct access to himself until we start referring to him as the King, King O, King Mack Daddy, King Obama, or he will accept Your Highness." Some reported that they haven't seen him that mad at the Puppet Media since he was inadequately sheltered from Mit Romney's truth arrows in the Presidential debates. A few of his close advisor's were coaching him, telling him that a King doesn't throw himself on the ground and kicking and screaming. A King oppresses his advosaries.
In unassociated news, two Washington Post Reporters are missing today after a letter was found warning them that they will regret "something" written on White House stationary. A very nervous and wringing wet with perspiration editor, said he knew absolutely nothing.
When Attorney General, Eric Holder was asked about the letter, he said that his office was "looking into the matter involving the Honkies". A redacted form of the letter was released to the public. The first word "You" and a few sentences later the word "regret" were plainly visible. The remainder of the letter was reported to hold some very sensitive information of national security. The senate asked the Attorney General's office for a copy, of which they replied, "we'll get on that as soon as we get all the fast and furious files to you. hehehe"
Through back door correspondence with Kim Jong-un via a secret decoder ring message delivered by Dennis Rodman, Obama asked what he needed to do to establish himself as King or at the minimum to convince the US peasants that he beat Tiger Woods in a golf game, scoring no fewer than 5 holes in 1. Kim Jong-un's answered him saying, a true Dear Leader does not take $1000.00/hr golf lessons in the open, or hide behind secrete executive orders. This sage advice is believed to be what prompted Obama's latest Federal power grab of the state ran voting procedures.
President Obama "came out" with his "guns blazing" today in support of gay marriage, after being against gay marriage before he was for gay marriage, in an attempt to "target" the conservative justices. Nobody criticized his use of weaponry slang since Obama is a progressive. (For those new to politics, progressives own the patent to violent language.) As for his coming out, Obama said today that the following note was found written from his late father when they were living together with his mom and step dad in the Asian country of Hawaii.
Barack,
I overheard your phone conversation with Mike last night about your plans to come out to me. The only thing I need you to plan is to bring home OJ and bread after class. We are out, like you now.
I’ve known you were gay since you were six, I’ve love you since you were born.
- Dad
P.S. Your mom and I and your step dad think you and Mike make a cute couple.
Using this as a gesture to reach out to the GLB community, he asked the voting masses of GLB's, "Do you or do you not want the government peeking in your bedroom?" At this, a large group of voyeurs applauded loudly drowning out even the paid supporters bussed in from neighboring urban areas. He said, "Liberty and justice was a small price to pay. Everyone has to give a little, and some just need to give a little more." Speaking of the millions of aborted ethnic children that gave their lives in the name of moving "Forward".
Obama "blasted" the Puppet Media this afternoon following the lack of buzz generated on the latest Executive Order. He is demanding to get his money's worth from Presidential Puppet Media. Obama is asking, after 4 years of far more serious executive overreach, lack of complete accountability, and striping the middle class of 3 times the financial liberty, why is he not getting even half the credit of his predecessor.
He is hopping mad at the racial nature that the country is displaying and treating him with. Bush was labeled King George by the media prior to even finishing his first term. Though King Barack doesn't sound nearly as cool, he demands equal treatment. Oval office insiders leaked quotes saying, "He keeps asking, what do I have to do to be called King?" This is believed to be the first time information was actually leaked from the Obama White House not be design.
The Washington Post reporters are quoted as saying, "He is insisting that we call him King. He has blocked out all direct access to himself until we start referring to him as the King, King O, King Mack Daddy, King Obama, or he will accept Your Highness." Some reported that they haven't seen him that mad at the Puppet Media since he was inadequately sheltered from Mit Romney's truth arrows in the Presidential debates. A few of his close advisor's were coaching him, telling him that a King doesn't throw himself on the ground and kicking and screaming. A King oppresses his advosaries.
In unassociated news, two Washington Post Reporters are missing today after a letter was found warning them that they will regret "something" written on White House stationary. A very nervous and wringing wet with perspiration editor, said he knew absolutely nothing.
When Attorney General, Eric Holder was asked about the letter, he said that his office was "looking into the matter involving the Honkies". A redacted form of the letter was released to the public. The first word "You" and a few sentences later the word "regret" were plainly visible. The remainder of the letter was reported to hold some very sensitive information of national security. The senate asked the Attorney General's office for a copy, of which they replied, "we'll get on that as soon as we get all the fast and furious files to you. hehehe"
Through back door correspondence with Kim Jong-un via a secret decoder ring message delivered by Dennis Rodman, Obama asked what he needed to do to establish himself as King or at the minimum to convince the US peasants that he beat Tiger Woods in a golf game, scoring no fewer than 5 holes in 1. Kim Jong-un's answered him saying, a true Dear Leader does not take $1000.00/hr golf lessons in the open, or hide behind secrete executive orders. This sage advice is believed to be what prompted Obama's latest Federal power grab of the state ran voting procedures.