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Anyone know the world record?

Red Robin

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My 7mo old today went all day in the same diaper with 0 accidents. She went to the bathroom on the potty every time. It must be her daddy's side of the family that makes her so smart. I didn't mess in my britches either.
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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wow, a 99 year old guy with a 7mo old baby :shock: is that possible, ur wife is obvessly no where near your age! lol thats good, shes a smart baby! not to sure if its from your side tho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Katy
 

Mrs.Greg

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
wow, a 99 year old guy with a 7mo old baby :shock: is that possible, ur wife is obvessly no where near your age! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Katy
:lol: Good one :!:
 

Red Robin

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
wow, a 99 year old guy with a 7mo old baby :shock: is that possible, ur wife is obvessly no where near your age! lol thats good, shes a smart baby! not to sure if its from your side tho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Katy
I told you I still had a little sparkle left in my eyes.
 

Jinglebob

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
wow, a 99 year old guy with a 7mo old baby :shock: is that possible, ur wife is obvessly no where near your age! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Katy

Well, it really ain't his, but he was so tickled that everyone thought he was going to bed with a good looking woman, that he just went ahead and claimed it as his. :wink:

(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
 

Red Robin

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Jinglebob said:
(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
I might be a little tight wound about some things JB but I can take a joke and a wife away from a big mustache cowboy. :lol:
 

jigs

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Red Robin said:
Jinglebob said:
(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
I might be a little tight wound about some things JB but I can take a joke and I can be a replacement for a wife to a big mustache cowboy. :lol:


HUH??
 

Red Robin

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jigs said:
Red Robin said:
Jinglebob said:
(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
I might be a little tight wound about some things JB but I can take a joke and I can be a replacement for a wife to a big mustache cowboy. :lol:


HUH??
Funny boy aren't you jiggles. :lol:
 

Mrs.Greg

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Red Robin said:
Jinglebob said:
(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
I might be a little tight wound about some things JB but I can take a joke and a wife away from a big mustache cowboy. :lol:
Giggle :)
 

jigs

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just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
 

Red Robin

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jigs said:
just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
Send him down. We can have him doing dishes in a week.
 

Jinglebob

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Red Robin said:
Jinglebob said:
(You realize RR that this was said in jest and in no way implied that you are too old or that I really know what your wife looks like or that she would have a child with anyone else.) :shock:

:lol: :lol:
I might be a little tight wound about some things JB but I can take a joke and a wife away from a big mustache cowboy. :lol:

Yeah, yeah. Promises, promises. :roll:




:wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Soapweed

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Red Robin said:
jigs said:
just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
Send him down. We can have him doing dishes in a week.

I know an old cowboy, that he and his wife had to babysit a Kindergarten kid one time while the boy's mother was having surgery. This kid was a notorious bed-wetter, but the old cowboy humiliated the kid every morning at the breakfast table for a week until the mother got back home. He cured the problem. He was telling me about the deal, and was quite proud of both his technique and results. :wink: :)
 

Red Robin

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Soapweed said:
Red Robin said:
jigs said:
just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
Send him down. We can have him doing dishes in a week.

I know an old cowboy, that he and his wife had to babysit a Kindergarten kid one time while the boy's mother was having surgery. This kid was a notorious bed-wetter, but the old cowboy humiliated the kid every morning at the breakfast table for a week until the mother got back home. He cured the problem. He was telling me about the deal, and was quite proud of both his technique and results. :wink: :)
I'm not much on humiliation but I've never had to deal with a kindergarden kid wetting the bed. I have heard of a couple that was having trouble with an older child that they couldn't train to use the comode so every time he filled his drawers, they took him outside and hosed him down with the garden hose. Didn't take long for it to become more important to him to use the comode.
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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lol thats an interesting was to train, my little brother just always ran out side and pee'd behind a tree, no matter who was out there. Haha not a very good thing for him to do when there are relitaves around expecily the snobby city slickers! haha i thought it was hilarious! :lol:


RR how does a guy of your age and in your shape steal the wife of a cowboy with a big 'stach and get a way with it? The cowboy must be blinded by the 'stach if he can see you rollin down the road with his wife on your lap! :lol: :lol:

Katy
 

Denny

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Red Robin said:
jigs said:
just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
Send him down. We can have him doing dishes in a week.

Whats so hard about that all of our dogs can do dishes :wink:
 

Soapweed

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Denny said:
Red Robin said:
jigs said:
just could not resist. you let the crack about taking your sister to prom slide right on by, so I had to test you a bit!!

now that you have your kid on the right track, could you help my daughter's weiner dog?? really tired of wet carpet!
Send him down. We can have him doing dishes in a week.

Whats so hard about that all of our dogs can do dishes :wink:

A cowboy was riding through and stopped by an old bachelor's place to visit. He was invited to stay for dinner, and as the ol' bachelor set the table, the cowboy questioned, "Are these plates clean?"

"Yes, they are just as clean as soap and water can get them."

After the meal had been eaten, the bachelor put the dirty dishes down on the floor and hollered, "Here, Soap. Here, Water," and the dogs came arunnin'. :)
 

Judith

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Katy Brilliant Burn!!!!

You are officially one of the family once you can deliver a burn of that magnitude!!!!!
 
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