>>>>>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
>>>>>free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
>>>>>marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>>>>>pig just to get a little sausage.
>>>>>
>>>>>Men are like....
>>>>
>>>>>1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
>>
>>>>>2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
>>
>>>>>3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>>
>>>>>4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure
>>>>>why.
>>
>>>>>5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>>>>>head right for your hips.
>>
>>>>>6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
>>>>>say.
>>
>>>>>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
>>>>>off.
>>
>>>>>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
>>>>>to mature.
>>
>>>>>9. Men a re like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>>>>>emotion.
>>
>>>>>10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
>>>>>little while.
>>
>>>>>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
>>>>>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>
>>>>>12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
>>>>>bright.
>>
>>>>>13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest
>>>>>are handicapped.
>>>>>
>>>>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
>>>>>understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough
>>>>>to know !!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
>>>>>marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>>>>>pig just to get a little sausage.
>>>>>
>>>>>Men are like....
>>>>
>>>>>1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
>>
>>>>>2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
>>
>>>>>3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>>
>>>>>4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure
>>>>>why.
>>
>>>>>5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>>>>>head right for your hips.
>>
>>>>>6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
>>>>>say.
>>
>>>>>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
>>>>>off.
>>
>>>>>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
>>>>>to mature.
>>
>>>>>9. Men a re like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>>>>>emotion.
>>
>>>>>10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
>>>>>little while.
>>
>>>>>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
>>>>>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>
>>>>>12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
>>>>>bright.
>>
>>>>>13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest
>>>>>are handicapped.
>>>>>
>>>>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
>>>>>understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough
>>>>>to know !!!!!!!!!!