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Arizona update #2--Loopy's right in the middle of this deal!

littlejoe

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PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report)—The state of Arizona found itself in the middle of a conundrum today as it awoke to the awkward realization that gay people have money and buy stuff.

Just days after the Arizona legislature passed a law that would enable businesses to discriminate against gays, it emerged that gays spend billions of dollars in Arizona each year—an unexpected development that seemed to take many legislators by surprise.



Carol Foyler, a Tea Party Republican who supported the anti-gay law, said that the startling bombshell that gays play a role in the state’s economy put her and her fellow lawmakers “in a tight spot.”

“Quite frankly, we were blindsided by this,” she said. “We had no idea that gays had money and bought things just like regular people do.”

Acknowledging that her vote for the anti-gay law might have been calamitous for the state’s economy, Ms. Foyler placed the blame for it squarely on the shoulders of one group: the gays themselves.

“How was I supposed to know what gay people do with their money, etc., when I don’t personally know any gay people?” she asked. “I’m sorry, but it was up to the gays to tell us.”


Larry---you want to get with Carol on this deal, help get the news out? Atta boy!
 

101

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Joe I usually just like to read most forums here, I don't debate with an idiot and will not here. I will not argue with you about the gay lifestyle, it is bestially (misspelled) and we all know it!! I'm sick and tired of the Gov. and folks like you telling me I need to except them, I won't, I will not live close or work with them, I will not harm them, nor will serve them. My God will judge me and them and I will except his judgment. I've said all I am going to say on this. 101
 

hopalong

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What lil oldtimer posted was from a comic ((wanna be)) but lil joey does not know it,,, He thinks that it is true honest news.... :roll: :roll: :roll:
 

littlejoe

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101 said:
Joe I usually just like to read most forums here, I don't debate with an idiot and will not here. I will not argue with you about the gay lifestyle, it is bestially (misspelled) and we all know it!! I'm sick and tired of the Gov. and folks like you telling me I need to except them, I won't, I will not live close or work with them, I will not harm them, nor will serve them. My God will judge me and them and I will except his judgment. I've said all I am going to say on this. 101

I never said you needed to accept anything. You should work on reading/comprehension skills. I don't have time or motivation to assist--but I'm gonna pair you with Arizonian 'hoppy'--who I call 'loopy'---(it's a pilots <and wannabee pilots> insider joke. So--get with the loopster, read talk learn live. go for it
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hopalong

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It is not an insiders joke lil oldtimer,,,, those of us that know what it really means take it dead serious.. but i would not expect anyone who who thinks borowitz is real reporting to know any better
 
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