ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention,
saluted, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention,
saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir."
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention,
saluted, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention,
saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir."