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Ask Dr. Mike

katrina

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It has come to my attention that maybe we need an ask Dr. Mike, Just like Dr. Phil ... What da ya think Macon????

Anyway I would like to be the first to ask Dr. Mike the important questions that baffle us all.

Dr. Mike: We neutered the tom cat last night, My question is will he tell all his feline friends about his surgery???
 

HAY MAKER

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Dear Dr Mike:
I hope you have noticed your most recent patient failed your test miserably!!! please let me know what you intend to do about it ???..........good luck
 

Soapweed

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katrina said:
Dr. Mike: We neutered the tom cat last night, My question is will he tell all his feline friends about his surgery???

This reminds me of a cartoon that was thumb-tacked to a shelf in the gas station when I was a kid. A tom cat was leaned up against a lamp-post smoking a cigar. A momma cat was walking by, followed by four little kittens. She disdainfully complained to the tom cat as she passed by the lamp-post, "But you said we were only wrestling." :wink: :)
 

Mike

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katrina said:
It has come to my attention that maybe we need an ask Dr. Mike, Just like Dr. Phil ... What da ya think Macon????

Anyway I would like to be the first to ask Dr. Mike the important questions that baffle us all.

Dr. Mike: We neutered the tom cat last night, My question is will he tell all his feline friends about his surgery???

He will not only tell all his feline friends......but he will convince them to get neutered also.

Reason: Why should they be getting any if he can't? :wink:
 

Mike

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HAY MAKER said:
Dear Dr Mike:
I hope you have noticed your most recent patient failed your test miserably!!! please let me know what you intend to do about it ???..........good luck

Dear HayMaker, Some peoples dispositions are inevitably designed to fail.

Give them a big bottle of good bourbon. If they offer you a drink from it, they have possibilities. If they don't, they are beyond repair and will not make good drinking partners.

Dr. Mike
 

katrina

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Come on ya all!!!!!!!! inquiring minds want to know!!!!!! Let's see how good Dr. Mike is....

The cat thing was all I could think of after one Michelob ultra amber... I beat the grime reaper yesterday......... That that you creep!!! (grime reaper)
 
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