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At the movies

Fast Eddie

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.

When the usher came by and noticed th is, he whispered to the man,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his
manager. In a few
moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over
the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him,
but with
no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

The balcony!
 

Fast Eddie

Well-known member
Big Muddy rancher said:
Did you have the pinch line in from the start? :?
I was sure i read it without "The Balcony" in it . That's why I finished it for you. :???:

:eek: :lol: must have copy and pasted wrong, :lol: never was good at telling jokes, thanks for the correction.
 
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