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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over
there?". The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?". The waitress
nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot
tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and ordered, "Hey
there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller
Light?" He too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
God's boy over there?". The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my
bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed". The Republican felt
the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For
your kindness, you are healed". The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did
a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability!".
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