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Aunt Mairi

Hooks

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get one of their relatives to tell them a story with a moral at the
end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Hanna, do you have a story to share?"

Yes ma'am. My Uncle Greg told a story about my Aunt Mairi. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a flask of Canadian Club whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What did your Uncle Greg say was the moral from this horrible story?"













"Stay the heck away from Aunt Mairi when she's drinking."
 
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Anonymous

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OHHHHHHH Either you are a very brave man, not too intelligent, or you've had too much to drink...You're playing with fire there..... :wink: :lol:

But it was funny- and we do all give sympathy to Greg at times :wink: :p :p :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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