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Winter Calving ain't easy unless you are bold
They like to sell calves in November that are ten months old
Calving chain handles and old faded Carhardt's
And each day begins a new night
You don't understand them and might cause a fight
Cause they'll never calve a cow in May

Babies don't let your Grammas grow up to be Winter calvers
Don't let them pull calves and lay in the muck
Let them bake cookies and other great stuff
Babies don't let your Grammas grow up to be Night Calvers
Cause they never at home-they get mad to the bone
Even with someone they love

Winter Calvers like February thaws and clear winter mornings
Little warm calvies, heeler puppies and no calves coming at night
Them that don't do it-won't understand them and them that do
Probably did it years ago
They ain't wrong they're just different but their pride won't let them
Sell light calves in the fall that the cows had in May

Babies don't let your Grammas grow up to be winter calvers
Don't let them pull calf sleds to make those big bucks
Let them spoil their grandbabies and all that good stuff
Babies don't let your Grammas grow up to be winter calvers
Cause they're never at home-they get mad to the bone
Even with somebody they love

If the wrong ladies see this I'm a dead man. Everyone to their own but I feel free to tease because we did it here for years. There's nothing more irritating in life I realize than somebody whose quit smoking, drinking or calving in the cold.
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