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Bail Out

Yanuck

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Leanin'H in Utah bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Leanin'H replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'

Leanin'H said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Leanin'H said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Leanin'H said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.



A month later, the farmer met up with Leanin'H and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'

Leanin'H said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998..'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Leanin'H said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Leanin'H works now for the government. He will be the one who figures out how to "bail us out".


:wave: :wave: :wave: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

leanin' H

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And I thought i was starting to fit in around here! Don't make me come up to Idaho and give you lots more reasons to pick on me! And Gcreek! Don't you have some cattle to find still? HMMMM? I may be a little slow on addition but ALL MY COWS ARE HOME! :tiphat:
 

Yanuck

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leanin' H said:
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And I thought i was starting to fit in around here! Don't make me come up to Idaho and give you lots more reasons to pick on me! And Gcreek! Don't you have some cattle to find still? HMMMM? I may be a little slow on addition but ALL MY COWS ARE HOME! :tiphat:


so you're saying you don't like my story?! I'm crushed... here I thought I was bragging you up to everybody...sheesh! 8)
 

gcreekrch

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leanin' H said:
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And I thought i was starting to fit in around here! Don't make me come up to Idaho and give you lots more reasons to pick on me! And Gcreek! Don't you have some cattle to find still? HMMMM? I may be a little slow on addition but ALL MY COWS ARE HOME! :tiphat:

If you are better at inspecting wolf turds than you are at math come up and give me a hand to find them. :D :D :D
 

leanin' H

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Great story! I am just not smart enough to make money on a deal like that! And if you'll let me bring my bow and ventilate some of those alpha predators, i'll come a runnin!
 

gcreekrch

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leanin' H said:
Great story! I am just not smart enough to make money on a deal like that! And if you'll let me bring my bow and ventilate some of those alpha predators, i'll come a runnin!

If the predator call I ordered from Nebraska last month ever gets here you are more than welcome.
If you are planning on just waiting for one to come by the Williams Lake Tribune might be printing a story about a poor lad from the desert freezing to death in the Chilcotin.

I can see the headline now..........
 

leanin' H

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gcreekrch said:
leanin' H said:
Great story! I am just not smart enough to make money on a deal like that! And if you'll let me bring my bow and ventilate some of those alpha predators, i'll come a runnin!

If the predator call I ordered from Nebraska last month ever gets here you are more than welcome.
If you are planning on just waiting for one to come by the Williams Lake Tribune might be printing a story about a poor lad from the desert freezing to death in the Chilcotin.

I can see the headline now..........

HEADLINE!
One of the brightest, most talented, handsome young hunters in America was tragically killed by a half-crazed, snow-dwelling, lumberjack with severe acne after coming to Canada to help control the wolf population. Police believe the rancher snapped from jealosy and rage after the hunter was able to round up every one of the cattle the rancher had been searching for, for years! And further investigation has revealed Mrs. rancher seemed to have developed a serious crush on the lad from western Utah. As the disgruntled rancher was placed in shackles he was heard to mutter something about "how could anyone find those cows?" and "she never looked at me like that!" Ranchers.net has been shut down indefinately as folks worldwide mourn and try to decide how to continue. For more info on the good-looking, smart, amazingly gifted hunter from Utah just google Western Utah west desert male model and type in the keyword "B.S.!
 

gcreekrch

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I was thinking of something a little less dramatic..........

BARE NAKED UTAHRD FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH IN TREE STAND

It seems as though the dry desert takes it toll, even to the point of drying long time residents brains to the point where they will believe anything they are told.
The unfortunate fellow was found frozen in a tree stand by RCMP last week. Story has it that he was told that is how Canadians hunt wolves by a devious old Chilcotin rancher............................ :p :p :p :p :p :lol:



Some day we've got to meet, since you are the guy with a job (I assume you get holidays) its got to be here. I would dry up in the heat you have, although Mrs Gcreek likes it.
 

leanin' H

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Forget hunting wolves! Lets chase those big moose, elk and deer ya'll are feeding! How close are ya to the Chilcotin Mountains where the sheep roam? And not suffolk or columbia's but dall or stone!
 

gcreekrch

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For those of you who may have been concerned...............................


Nooo, I wasn't thinking of using Sandhusker for bait! :D
 
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