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Barackosis

Big Muddy rancher

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Barackosis
by Greg Gutfeld

In just five days, incredible tales of Obamamania have spread across the land like acne on a teenager’s back. A bakery conjures up Obama cupcakes, a British director – recovering from a bout of sobriety - produces a play about our luscious President - and a scientist has created “nanobamas” - likenesses of the Messiah on material a tiny fraction of the width of a human hair.

What we are seeing is not normal, friends – but reflections of a disease - what I call “Barackosis” and it’s worse than swine flu, bird flu and sleeping with David Geffen combined. Imagine a disorder that blends the earnestness of global warming theology with the compulsion of internet porn - creating a relentless need to remind yourself how great it was that you voted for Obama - over and over until your hands are blood-raw from patting yourself on the back.

In a way, Barackosis is exactly like Bush Derangement Syndrome – in that it offers its victims an emotional commitment to a person without having to closely examine that person’s ideas. It’s why Bush-haters refuse to see what the man did for Africa – and why Obama-lovers cannot make heads or tails out of what their man believes in. Even more, Barackosis means you don’t have to figure out where the bail-out money went, what’s in the stimulus package, or who the hell Carol Browner is.

Hint: she’s really bad.

The worst thing about Barackosis? The media isn’t reporting on it - because they’re afflicted by it. Remember the good old days when the press exaggerated health scares - like mercury in your fillings or autism caused by vaccines? Now, with their predictable alarmism ravaged by illness – they roam in a zombie-like state - unable to diagnose their very own suffering.

I would cry, but it would only make my Obama Smokey Grey Mascara run. Thankfully, I applied a hint of highlighting gloss and a shade of pear as a shout out to hope and change.

I hope you like it!
 

Hay Feeder

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Thats a good one. I have been making jokes around and not to many people are biting on them. He did not carry our area so I thought I was safe but NOT.
The general public (here)is wanting to give him a chance and he sure is getting to work like he said. One of the pages I pulled up tonight stated that Obama was going to stop the Cool Labeling law. We will see.

Many states have a interent harassment law now. It was meant to protect kids but has turned into continuos harrssment of any individual.
We better be safe than sorry. If we post to many jokes I am seroius people that were joking before Jan 20th are putting on a stiff lip now.

I ordered waterer parts on the 19th the employees were really making jokes. Parts came in on the 20th and both employees would not say a word just did business. I think their boss heard us from the day before and told them to put a lid on it.
My Artehia Franklin joke did not ever go over...

I am going to zip the lip also people are really taking this serious,

A couple of presidents ago a kid at a local school typed in a very bad thing about the president on a government site. The FBI came to the school and shut everything up he got into a bunch of trouble.
 

hypocritexposer

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SMN Herf

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What is the country coming to if you cant' make a joke about our politicians.


BARACKANOSIS leads to HOPE-NOSIS wich leads to the BARACKOLYPSE
 
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