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Bathing a Cat

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Apr 6, 2005
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How 'Real' Men Bathe Cats

1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of
sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl
as if jet engine is lodged up its butt.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting
Yeah, that's one way to give your cat a bath but doesn't sound like the cat likes it very much. I give our cat a bath all the time and she just loves it. Of course I end up with alot of hair on my tongue. :p

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