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>>A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
>> >>wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>> >>
>> >>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
>>
>> >>"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
>> each
>> >>other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
>> >>
>> >>"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
>> the
>> >>wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the
>> Queen
>> >>Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>> >>
>> >>Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
>> said:"Well,
>> >>this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
>> come
>> >>again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
>> younger
>> >>than me."
>> >>
>> >>The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
>> wish...
>> >>So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
>> >>years old.
>> >>
>> >>The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
>> remember
>> >>fairies are female.
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