Little Girl: "My mommy says that Barack Obama is going to send anyone without papers away."
M. Obama: "That's not true dear, it's the Republican Nazis in Arizona that want to rip you from your mother's loving arms."
Rahm Emanuel: "CUT!!! Michelle, PLEASE tone down the rhetoric. This has to be believable."
Director: "Okay people, let's try it again. `Little Heartbreaker' TAKE 17."
Little Girl: "My mommy says that Barack Obama is going to send anyone without papers away."
M. Obama: "That's something we're going to have to work on."
Little Girl: "Tee hee, tee hee. Can I have my candy now?"
Rahm Emanuel: "CUT!!! Joe, pepperspray that brat right before the camera pans over to her. Geeze! W.C. Fields was right about not working with kids or animals."
Director: "Let's try and get it this time, okay people? `Little Heartbreaker' TAKE 18."
Little Girl (now teary eyed from being maced): "My mommy says that Barack Obama is going to send anyone without papers away."
M. Obama: "That's something we're going to have to work on."
Little Girl: "My mommy doesn't have papers."
M. Obama: "Well, we'll have to work on that too."
Director: "CUT!!! That's a wrap! Good work people!"
Rahm Emanuel: "Okay. Get that footage to that pretty boy, Stephanopoulos. He'll eat this crap up like a starving dung beetle."