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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
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Morris, an 82 year old man , went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said," you're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said Doc. Get a hot momma and be cheerful."
"The doctor said, " I didn't say that. I said, " You've got a heart murmer, be careful."
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
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Morris, an 82 year old man , went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said," you're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said Doc. Get a hot momma and be cheerful."
"The doctor said, " I didn't say that. I said, " You've got a heart murmer, be careful."