kolanuraven
Well-known member
The Best Chain Letter Ever
>
> Hello, my name is Jamie Myers and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> 50 billion f***ng chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
> that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast
> on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before
> her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
> to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>
> How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
> laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bullshit.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
> me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
> in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>
> F**k 'em.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
> amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends", and
> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
> from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't f**king care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
> to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
> you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
> funny, send it on.
>
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
> with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
> and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
> forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>
> Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
> consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> P.S. Send me 15 bucks
>
> Hello, my name is Jamie Myers and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> 50 billion f***ng chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
> that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast
> on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before
> her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
> to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>
> How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
> laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bullshit.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
> me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
> in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>
> F**k 'em.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
> amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends", and
> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
> from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't f**king care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
> to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
> you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
> funny, send it on.
>
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
> with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
> and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
> forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>
> Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
> consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> P.S. Send me 15 bucks