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Got thinking of reasons people buy bulls and alot of times it has nothing to do with production-here are some of the better ones I've heard.

1. I shouldn't of had that tenth whiskey Dad needs a bull and I was going to fall asleep.

2.The owners daughter is hot if I buy bulls there I can go visit. The young guys Dad told me this story-the bulls were real hard calving-he was not amused.

3.If I buy the high seller I get a trophy.

4.If I buy his he'll buy mine-grrrrr!!!

5. The auctioneer said he was good.

6. Did you see the breed ad in Cattleman magazine!!!

7. He goes back to 'Old Fuzzy Nuts of Ding Dong'

8. I had cows in heat this morning.

9. I wasn't going to let that SOB buy that bull

10.He looks pretty.
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