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big dummie from big beaver

HAY MAKER

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Big dummie was at the bar when he puked on himself. He said that Miss Tam,his wife was going to kill him for puking on his shirt. A canuckle head sittin a stool over, said it was not a problem. He had the solution. Just put a $20 bill in you front pocket, and when the wife asks, say a drunk puked on you. Then show her the $20 he gave you for the dry cleaning.

So big dummie goes home and Miss Tam meets him at the front door. The first question was about the mess on his shirt. He tells about the drunk stagering over to him and chucking everywhere. Then he told miss Tam ta get the $20 for the cleaning out of his front pocket. Miss Tam reaches in his pocket to find 2 $20 bills. Miss Tam sez I thought he gave you a $20.

big dummie sez,Oh yeah he craped in my pants too.
 

jigs

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joke? I thought it was a true story that happened to haymaker, and he is trying to pawn it off on big muddy
 

HAY MAKER

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Faster horses said:
BOOOO HISSSSSSSS!!!

That was a poor joke, IMO, Haymaker.

YUK! :cry:

It may be truer than you think Fasterhorses,you know big dummie has a history of wearin those same woolies year round :D ...........good luck
 

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