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Big Dummie from Big beaver

HAY MAKER

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A saskatchewan wanted to become a Newfie. He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?" "Sure, it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The saskatchewan was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the surgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting out 1/3 of the canuckleheads brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the his brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce chose de Doc. de goddamn bonne que vous le didnt a coupé mon weiner, Mlle Tam me divorceriez, car il est seulement 2 pouces maintenant. :shock:
And now you know why I call him "big dummie" from big beaver :D ...........good luck
 

HAY MAKER

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Big Muddy rancher said:
UH DUH does that make me a TEXAN?

UH DUH........NO!!!...............you know you couldnt ranch in TX boy,you would have a heat stroke in those mohair woolies :D :D ......good luck
 

HAY MAKER

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Big Muddy rancher said:
Ever seen a pair of boots with a hat sitting on top? That's a Texan with the s*** kicked out of him. :cowboy:

I thought that would be a canuckle head with his woolies pulled down,as they are all fluff..................good luck
 

cowsense

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-ce chose de Doc. de goddamn bonne que vous le didnt a coupé mon weiner, Mlle Tam me divorceriez, car il est seulement 2 pouces maintenant.

Would shore appreciate a translation of this here pidgin Tejas French...... :???: :? :wink:
 

HAY MAKER

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cowsense said:
-ce chose de Doc. de goddamn bonne que vous le didnt a coupé mon weiner, Mlle Tam me divorceriez, car il est seulement 2 pouces maintenant.

Would shore appreciate a translation of this here pidgin Tejas French...... :???: :? :wink:

*&%!~*$%&^Doc its a good thang you did'nt operate on my weiner ,Miss Tam would divorce me as its only 2 inches to begin with.............good luck :D
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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Haymaker must have either Quebec blood, or bolld from France running throuh his veins... so he must be like them other frenchies... wears pants so tight that the cut the twins in 2. lol. j/j
 

Denny

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Angus Cattle Shower said:
Haymaker must have either Quebec blood, or bolld from France running throuh his veins... so he must be like them other frenchies... wears pants so tight that the cut the twins in 2. lol. j/j

No thats funny....
 

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