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A saskatchewan wanted to become a Newfie. He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?" "Sure, it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The saskatchewan was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the surgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting out 1/3 of the canuckleheads brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the his brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce chose de Doc. de goddamn bonne que vous le didnt a coupé mon weiner, Mlle Tam me divorceriez, car il est seulement 2 pouces maintenant. :shock:
And now you know why I call him "big dummie" from big beaver :D ...........good luck
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