Big dummie was havin a rough day,first he plugged his baler several times tryin to figger out how to bale alfalfa,then a neighbor called because some of cows were in his neighbors pasture,big dummie saddled his horse to run them out, but the horse pitched him off and ran back to the barn,
After hobblin home Miss Tam met him at the door and slapped the #$^^$% outa him for not doing the breakfast dishes right,so old big dummie sez to himself,tha hale with this Im going fishin.............
So old big dummie was sitting in his boat when he
heard a voice say.
Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't see any
one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the
voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the
top, was a frog.
Big dummie said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me
up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most
beautiful woman you have ever seen.
About that time old big dummie remembered the ass whupin Miss tam gave him earlier for not doing the dishes right.
The frog said,I'll make sure that all your friends are envious
and jealous because I will be your bride!'
Big dummie looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it
in his front shirt pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't
you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be
your beautiful bride.'
Big Dummie opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
good luck