Gcreek died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly .
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two
best deer hunting friends, Big Muddy and Hay Maker.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time
members of a hunt camp.
Hay Maker arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Hay Maker said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him
over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Hay Maker said, 'Nope, ain't Gcreek '
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Big Muddy in to confirm the identity of the body.
Big Muddy looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up .
Roll him over..'
The mortician rolled him over and Big Muddy said, 'No, it ain't Gcreek '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Big Muddy said, 'Well, Gcreek had two aholes.'
'What? He had two aholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen'em, but everybody used to say :
'There's Gcreek with them two aholes.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two
best deer hunting friends, Big Muddy and Hay Maker.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time
members of a hunt camp.
Hay Maker arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Hay Maker said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him
over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Hay Maker said, 'Nope, ain't Gcreek '
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Big Muddy in to confirm the identity of the body.
Big Muddy looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up .
Roll him over..'
The mortician rolled him over and Big Muddy said, 'No, it ain't Gcreek '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Big Muddy said, 'Well, Gcreek had two aholes.'
'What? He had two aholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen'em, but everybody used to say :
'There's Gcreek with them two aholes.