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Big Muddy and Hay Maker

gcreekrch

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Gcreek died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly .

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two
best deer hunting friends, Big Muddy and Hay Maker.

The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time
members of a hunt camp.

Hay Maker arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Hay Maker said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him
over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Hay Maker said, 'Nope, ain't Gcreek '

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Big Muddy in to confirm the identity of the body.

Big Muddy looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up .

Roll him over..'

The mortician rolled him over and Big Muddy said, 'No, it ain't Gcreek '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Big Muddy said, 'Well, Gcreek had two aholes.'

'What? He had two aholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen'em, but everybody used to say :

'There's Gcreek with them two aholes.
 

burnt

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Well a little while before he died in the fire, Gcreek was out hunting one day when he happened upon this nubile young woman reclining suggestively by the lake. The young lady gives him a come-hither look, and motions for him to approach. Gcreek walks up and asks, "Are you game?" The young lady replies "Yes.", so he shot her....
 

jigs

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Gcreek one time was out at the bar, and a lady got beer goggles, and took him home...she walked into the bed room, handed him a rope and said " tie me up and do what ever you want" so he ties her up, went in watched Lonesome dove, drank her budweiser, then took her deer rifle and split.
 

burnt

Well-known member
Nuther time Hay Maker and Big Muddy teamed up and went to do a little grizzly hunting with Gcreek. They piled into a cabin in the deep woods for the night and partied just plenty hard. Next morning Hay Maker and Big Muddy are up before daylight but Gcreek is sleeping it off.

Well when the sun is getting pretty high in the sky, Haymaker and BMr start fretting, and being tired of arguing over rcalf, they finally get Gcreek rolled out and into the guiding frame of mind.

Gcreek says just relax boys, first I'm gonna go out and see if there's any bears out there.

He heads out into the woods and disappears for what seems like an hour. Finally, Hay Maker says Big Muddy, did you hear something? They listen hard and sure nuf, they hear Gcreek hollering in the distance.

It's coming closer and then they can make it out - it's Gcreek hollering 'open the door!'

All of a sudden, Gcreek bursts into the clearing not a hundred yards from the cabin with the mother of all grizzlys breathing right down his neck. He races across the yard and heads for the open door with Hay Maker and Big Muddy standing just inside, slack-jawed at the spectacle.

Just before he gets to the door, Gcreek spins aside and the bear runs right past him into the cabin with the two terrified hunters.

As Gcreek slams the door shut he hollers 'skin'em boys, I'm going for the next one . . .' :wink:
 

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