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Bigger In Texas

Maple Leaf Angus

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This blind guy decides to go visit Teraxs so he boards the "Texas Airlines" plane. Sits down and feels the seat and exclaims, "Wow, these are the biggest seats I've ever sat on in a plane"! The stewardess says, "Well, you know, everything is bigger in Texas".

Gets off the plane and finds a bar and orders a beer, When it comes, he feels the mug and says,"Man, this is a HUGE mug of beer"! The bartender drawls, "Yeah it is. But then everything is the biggest in Texas".

He got the big ole beer scarfed down and finds he has to go pee. Asks how to get to the washrooms and the barkeep says to go down the hall and take the third door on the right.

The blind guy feels his way along and misses the third door. He mistakenly open the fourth door and steps through it and falls kersplash into the swimming pool.

He's just freaking out when he gets back to the surface and starts to holler, "DON'T FLUSH, DON'T FLUSH".
 

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