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Bill Clinton's Legacy

Hanta Yo

Well-known member
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones,??Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita??Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with
him,
but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know
is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while??the other one
does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and dnstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the
Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John
Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and
32
criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully
disguised as necessary trips.

9.??Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged
in
more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140??
pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to
have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming
gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus
in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the
Israelis??would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at?? the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed
Atta
was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower
One
of the World Trade Center.

This was reported by many of the American TV??networks at the time
that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from
all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY, A US Citizen

P.S.??Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for
"inventing"the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY:

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes
under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that
even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional
salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were
pension
eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He
is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for
that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
Chappaqua,
New York. - Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection
for
life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover
at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within
the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the
Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence,
which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we,
the
taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation,
safety
and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this
is
all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
 

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