Ranchwife,
Now if I did this right, I could swing in tonight have a wild party for your bday, load up cowboyup, head to Idaho, go to my brothers big 50 party, and then come back in a few days. You can take care of the ranch, the kids, and the cows when you get off work, Hanta Yo can take care of these bawling calves and cows, and Cowboyup and I can have some much needed rest and relaxation. Did I mention that Coors is sending another semi of silver bullets to Idaho as someone tipped them off about the party?