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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the tobacco company.



If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

You blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer! .


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
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