Aw, c'mon, now!, A big ol' gentle-giant of a Hawawiian, that loves JESUS(see video)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqF5AvERMNg
...,sittin' on a beautiful beach strummin' his ukelele; may not cure frostbite or wet feet but it sure warms my heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZFkXQKCuBc