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Blonde bath

Soapweed

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Would you like it pasteurized?'
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I'll just splash it on my face.'
 

Soapweed

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gcreekrch said:
Long day at home by yourself Soapweed? :p :lol: :lol:

A lady who was my wife's school teacher in a little country school way down in the hills always collects a month's worth of computer goodies. She e-mails them and it is titled "Bathroom Reading." Her recommendation is for us to print off the whole collection and read it at our leisure. I sifted through and put some up for y'all to see. :wink:
 
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