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BLONDE COOKBOOK

katrina

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BLONDE COOKBOOK
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I
> > >>made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs
> > >>separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan
> > >>me some extra bowls.
> > >>
> > >>TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
> > >>The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't
> > >>dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
> > >>home for supper.
> > >>
> > >>WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe
> > >>said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It
> > >>seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I
> > >>can't say it improved the rice any.
> > >>
> > >>THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I
> > >>tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay
> > >>on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
> > >>asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
> > >>
> > >>FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies.
> > >>It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
> > >>There must have been something wrong with this
> > >>recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as
> > >>when I left.
> > >>
> > >>SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and
> > >>brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for
> > >>Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting
> > >>to ten.
> > >>
> > >>SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted
> > >>to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
> > >>Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
> > >>hamburger in the oven and set the controls for
> > >>roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
> > >>my disappointment.
> > >>
> > >>GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very
> > >>exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
> > >>can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
> > >>into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise
> > >>him with chocolate moose................
 

ranchwife

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:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
sounds like a close female relative of mine (hint....a few years younger and we share the same dna!! :wink: ), but she's not even blonde...still would not know how to boil water, though!! :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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Subject: Fw: Golfers
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> A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
> balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
> The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
>
> Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".
>
> Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
> finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,
> "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
 

Cal

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Hey katrina, took relatives down to our little piece of the Niobrara today. One canoe and 7 big tubes tied together, topped it off with a hotdog roast. Mrs. and I didn't go on the water, just jockeyed vehicles around and got the fire going. So when and where are we going to do the Ranchers Niobrara canoe trip thing? (Yikes, the Mrs. got a mean sunburn today and the dog just scratched it!! So at least I know what kind of dog we have now :D )
 

katrina

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Yo Cal,
Sounds like alot of fun....We are swamped now....... Planting spring wheat and calving. Half done in 16 days....Whew.... Have you checked your alfalfa yet?? Our was wormy..... We sprayed that a couple days ago...
Yes ranchers net tube the niobrara...... Sounds like a blast....
 

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