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Blonde Joke: Are we pregnant yet?

katrina

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Subject: Blonde Joke: Are we pregnant yet?


The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the
heck?" and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why
you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying for a while so I
told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "Oh wait there's more!"

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just
one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how
she knew.

She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a
home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!!"
 
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