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Blonde's diary

andybob

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JANUARY: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

FEBRUARY: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Hellllooooo!!.......bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

MARCH: Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
box said "2 - 4 years!"

APRIL: Trapped on escalator for hours.......power went out!!!

MAY: Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!

JUNE: Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

JULY: Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

AUGUST: Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped
because soft-top was open.

SEPTEMBER: The capital of California is "C"......isn't it???

OCTOBER: Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

NOVEMBER: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

DECEMBER: Couldn't call 911..."duh"..there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!!
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montana cowgurl

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not cool...definately NOT cool...sounds like something i would do haha no im not quite that blonde...except at times. yesterday i was in algebra class first period and i was trying to figure out why my 2's looked different than usual when i realized i had been writing on the white board with my left hand. *take marker, put in right hand, smack head with left hand* i made everyone laugh at me yesterday, especially when i went to jump in what i thought was a puddle to splash everybody but instead it turned out to be ice with a little water on top of it so i slipped and fell on my butt haha i actualy got bruised from that one.

blondes need a bubble to live in lol
 
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