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Bored Casino Dealers and the Blonde...lol

EastTexasGal

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men.....are men
 

greg

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EastTexasGal said:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men.....are men
Was scared to answer this one-but my old man never raised any pusses.I AM STILL A MAN_APPARENTLY.Totally relate
 

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