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leanin' H

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MSM set to throw full support behind this!!! May carry over to State Game and Fish Depts.

The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said VP Kamala Harris. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”


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This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, AOC, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi... all of whom certainly are Americans With No Abilities
:LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

Faster horses

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I'm so relieved to read that last paragraph. You had me going for awhile there. If this was true, I would not be one bit surprised.

I can't for the life of me, figure out why more Democrats aren't against what this administration is doing, other than they represent corrupt areas of the country who want what is going on. Then
I ran across this:


If you watch any of the conservative networks the hosts all say the Democrats are scared to death of the midterms. Are they really? I think they have voter fraud in place once again or they would change what they are doing that is so blatantly destructive to the American way of life. It's sickening. Of course, they are counting on the illegal immigrants voting too. God help us.
 

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Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning. But I have to ask H. Have you contacted your Senators and Representatives in support of this measure?
 

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Considering our help situation, I would take you on H, with a raise in pay before you even got here.
No luck in the hiring department this year Gcreek? Some guys around here claim good luck using Facebook classifieds, but I’m guessing you’ve been down that trail?
 

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