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A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man
approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.

He said, "This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon
-- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked -- "You want the 'Bridal'?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
replied, "Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to
her ears til she gits used to it."
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