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Bronze Rat

sw

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A man walks into a curio shop in Galveston Texas.

Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size Bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," Said the owner.The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed That a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began Following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk A little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats
Behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing. He started to trot Towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the Rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all
Squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as Far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all Jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're Bringing it back !" "Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there!"
 

sw's man

Member
hey dad, why didnt you ever tell me any jokes like that? well, I have a joke that any Marine would enjoy, sorry to all the other branches that this may offend, even though we do respect you.
A Navy man, an Army man and a Airforce man walked into a bar and had a few drinks. As they were drinking a very beautiful blonde woman walked in and said "if any of you can make me hollar, I will give you 50 dollars!" The gentlemen looked at eachother and the man from the Airforce agreed to go first. He grabbed a six pack and headed into the room with the beautifull blonde. After about a half hour he came out with a disappointed look on his face and said that nothing had happened. The man from the Army agreed to go next. He took a 12 pack and headed into the room. About an hour later he came out with the same look on his face and said that nothing had happened. The Navy gentleman said that he would take care of the problem, collect the $50 and buy drinks for the rest of the night. He bought a 24 pack and headed into the room with the beautifull blonde. The Airforce man and the Army man heard crashes and bangs and then loud squeels of pleasure from the room for about an hour and a half. Then the Navy man finally came out with a black eye and bloody nose. The other two asked him what happened and he replied, "Well, I stepped into the room and I got knocked out. When I woke up, all of my beer had been drank, the beautifull woman was exhausted, and all I saw was a man in camoflauge jumping out the window, and as he left he said HOORAAH!!!""
 

passin thru

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Did ya hear where the marine and dis went to the restroom and when they were done ole dis washed her hands. The marine didn't wash and ole dis asked why he wasn't washing his hands.........her mama always taught her to clean up afterwards. The Marine said ........they taught us in the Marines not to pi$$ on our hands.............
 

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