Big Muddy rancher
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Elmo and Haymaker
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Elmo and Haymaker. The three men had always done everything together.
Elmo arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Elmo said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Elmo said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Haymaker in to confirm the identity of the body. Haymaker looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up… Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Haymaker said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Haymaker said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Elmo and Haymaker. The three men had always done everything together.
Elmo arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Elmo said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Elmo said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Haymaker in to confirm the identity of the body. Haymaker looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up… Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Haymaker said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Haymaker said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'