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Bubba dies

Tommy

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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
Needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
Friends, Wes and Bloomer. The three men had always done everything
Together.

Wes arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Wes said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
Him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Wes said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought
Bloomer in to identify the body. Bloomer looked at the body and
Said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Bloomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Wes said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

"Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba
With them two assholes.
 
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