What his speech would be like if "Truthful Barry" was commenting....
BO, "Despite the challenges we inherited"
Here I'll blame Bush for the 58,433rd time while ignoring the reality of the role I and other Democrats had in the implosion of Fannie and Freddie.
BO, "Our standing in the world was diminsihed"
Now our relations with our only ally in the Middle East, Israel, is in shambles and even the French are calling me a pussy. But, I did get a good deal of contributions from Gaza, so some people obviously like me.
BO, "Our healthcare system wasn't working for far too many American families"
And now it will be even worse thanks to rationing and no effort to curtail the rising costs of health care, which is the actual problem that we ignored.
BO, "Many people wondered why it seemed bad behavior on Wall St. was being rewarded"
Did you see how much they contributed to Democrat candadates? They want something for their money and we owe them.
BO, "Because of you, we are making the change that our nation so desperately needs"
We need to be like Europe.
BO, "We have passed historic health reform legislation"
We used Chicago mob tactics of intimidation, bribes, special deals, and outright lies to pass a bill the majority of Americans didnt' like.
BO, "We have put our nation back on the path to prosperity with the recovery act"
The vast majority of economists say that it actually did nothing to help the economy, but we did get a lot of policical favors paid back, and who really pays attention to facts.
BO, "And we are moving America forward one step at a time"
Forward to a place where everybody is dependent on the government for their survival, the Second Amendment is part of history, and we have no nuclear weapons. Kum-ba-ya, my lord.....
BO, "But despite everything we've done, our work isn't finished"
You still have some Constitutional freedoms and some wealth that I haven't got my red hands on to redistribute yet. Hey, you don't need all those guns....
BO, "They see these elections as a chance to put their allies back in power"
If you look at how much money they've "donated" to Democrats, it's clear who their allies actually are, but I'll demonize them in public, take their money in the back, and most of you emotional driven dolts will never know what is really going on.